Answer 1

1'd in the name of national security!

Answer 2

Well you asked for it...

You complain about how people don't like your difficult/meme maps and give it 1 heart, meanwhile you vote this map 1 heart because it's a difficult meme map (actually, just because it has the word John Cena on the title), and even meme about how you voted it 1 heart.

You are a hypocrite for being the very thing that you detest, and I find you despicable. I will never take you seriously ever again, especially when you're crying about getting 1-bombed. Get lost.

Answer 3

When have I ever cried about getting 1-bombed? I complained about people not giving my map a fair shot, and I did give yours a fair shot.

I don't even get how my comment and/or rating is a meme. I'm sorry that putting a disclaimer and wrapping it in John Cena doesn't warrant a 5 rating on a site that is designed for dustforce maps.

Answer 4

do me next!  I think your map is dogass.

Answer 5

@lightningy Forgive me if I don't believe that you gave it a fair shot, Lightning, but you straight up went up to me on Steam and told me that you voted it 1-heart not because it was hard, but because it had the word John Cena in the title and you were sick of seeing John Cena maps. You're right though. Having the name John Cena in the title doesn't mean that it should instantly get a 5, but it also means that it doesn't deserve to automatically get a 1 either.

@msg no you dont

Answer 6

Why is nothing I do ever good enough?

Answer 7

Why can't there be a meme map that is actually fun to play?

Answer 8

42

Answer 9

super drop mash macro was pretty fun

Answer 10

slime boost and slime boost derivatives

Answer 11

oh mannnn oh mannn its story time ahhh AHHH

Answer 12

I was one of the few who listening to the warnings at the start and turned back. Amazing visuals for the first platform of the level! ( I really don't know about the rest...)

Answer 13

You did the right thing.

Answer 14

super cool visuals! It's like an evolution of the map "Line Rider"(http://atlas.dustforce.com/3399/line-rider)

now I want a map like "Comic Strips" (http://atlas.dustforce.com/1155/comic-strips) with your visuals...a map that seems a peanuts strip :O

Answer 15

you mighta posted this on the wrong level giamma :P

Answer 16

...aaaaand it's gone.  The last bit of hope I had.

Answer 17

i will never understand this meme. i actually fail to comprehend its component parts. this whole thing is a chimera of unfathomable reasoning and bafflement.

why make a map that 99.9% (or more) of players will barely be able to begin? how did the whole "hard map is funni xD" meme start? why do people still give a shit about john cena? is there some secret cabal of sadomasochistic atlasgoers that actually look forward to these releases? as loath as i am to agree with lightning, i struggle to see how this sort of map is in any way different than the low effort "hehe first time map wheee!" crap that pollutes the front page.

rant over.

nothing against you twinkie, but i hate to see actual mapmaking talent squandered (again imo) on something like this.

Answer 18

This map is the pinnacle of good map-making. It's even Shin-approved, no further opinions required.

Answer 19

I hate everything.  I pretty much gave up on caring about quality on Atlas outside of my own maps.  I only comment on maps by people I think actually care, like Meark, Giamma, and DustCreep.  Otherwise I might comment some hilarious memery or have a fun discussion with you guys, but I won't give opinions or advice about map making.

And for the record, I make easy maps because it often feels like nobody else does.  I prefer fun to sadism and just work on my own maps in a way that doesn't completely alienate new players.

Answer 20

To each their own, Shin. I make maps that make me happy, and you should too.

Answer 21

I still love you Twinkie <3