John Cena Difficult

by TwinkieSWF
created Mar 9, 2015
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/ 27 votes

Difficulty
/ 13 votes

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john cena virtual hard long jorfs air control apple juggling tera drops porcupines giga walls meme story fan fiction

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map notes
As seen in SWFanfic 2 Ch. 3

http://pastebin.com/Ebqtv6F2

A message from John Cena:
WELCOME ABOARD, CHUMPS. THIS IS A MAP FOR ONLY THE BEST DUSTFORCE PLAYERS. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THIS MAP THEN YOU WILL BE NO MATCH FOR ME, JOHN CENA. ONLY THE WORTHY WILL BE ABLE TO STAND UP TO ME. BUT NO GIRLS THOUGH. AND NO KIDS AND NO GRANDPAS EITHER. THIS IS A MAP ONLY FOR DUSTMEN. UNTIL THEN, SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SWFANFIC 2.

NOT.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
retagged Aug 3, 2016

23 comments

Riokaii
said Mar 9, 2015
"As seen"

But it isn't, I can't see it there, nor can I see the captain's shit
Guycep
said Mar 9, 2015
YOU CAN'T SEE ME
Morelia
said Mar 9, 2015
nnnnoooope
lightningy
said Mar 9, 2015
I made it up the tunnel of prisms. Good enough for me
FemaleByleth
said Mar 9, 2015
No girls? we'll have to see about that
TwinkieSWF
said Mar 9, 2015
I'll save you some time and agony and tell you that the level is impossible to complete with Dustgirl.

Edit: Apparently not, but it's profoundly stupid with her.
edited Mar 10, 2015
kill the dustbinary
said Mar 9, 2015
Yikes, that first apple section is such a struggle as Dustworth. Any tips?
yxcv
said Mar 10, 2015
NO KIDS HUH????? FUCK YOU TWINKIE KID IS IN HERE
kill the dustbinary
said Mar 10, 2015
my hero
TwinkieSWF
said Mar 10, 2015
Yes just as the prophecy foretold, Syena. Thank you for making this map canon.

Also that message was from John Cena, not me.
edited Mar 10, 2015
Antinumeric
said Mar 10, 2015
The Desnych is real on your run. GJ!
Luke's Cat
said Mar 10, 2015
This map makes me feel lame.
invert
said Mar 10, 2015
looks possible with dustworth, made it to the tera drop on the apple section and the rest doesn't look like too much of a problem
Probably not Towelie
said Mar 10, 2015
Really not a fan of the beginning. Oh and the middle is not great either. Come to think of it the end is pretty bad as well. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't like this map at all.
voxanimus
said Mar 11, 2015
honest question

why must there be one of these "hurr durr dis is 2 hard for u #ledankmeme" maps every few weeks or so

where is the enjoyment in this
yxcv
said Mar 11, 2015
i enjoy playing hard levels cos they are challenging, you know the feeling of beating something hard is great. but this level is something i wouldnt consider hard more bullshit difficulty cos of the required jorfs and teradrops.
TwinkieSWF
said Mar 11, 2015
I made the map as an extension to the fan fiction. Syena reaching the end of the level is an event that happens in the fan fiction, but I thought it would be cool if players could experience the event itself. To see Syena actually make it to the end in real life makes the map worth it.

It's a BS map for sure, but that's the point of it, and it's all made in good fun. Well not for you guys, but you get what I'm trying to say.
lightningy
said Mar 11, 2015
yay syena
Dragoslove
said Mar 12, 2015
why all the hate on bullshit maps?
Probably not Towelie
said Mar 12, 2015
Is that question serious or are you being sarcastic. Because the way you've phrased it, the answer should already be clear.
Bbop800
said Mar 13, 2015
Because they're bullshit.
Dragoslove
said Mar 14, 2015
Some of us find it fun to see if we can complete a map, instead of creating the most beautiful flow map ever.  There's a place for both.
Inane
said Mar 18, 2015
0/69
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