EXEC FUNC JOHN CENA

by TwinkieSWF
created Aug 12, 2015
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"YOU DON'T GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT ME!" - John Cena 2015

EXEC FUNC JOHN CENA is the spiritual successor to the highly-acclaimed fan favorite, John Cena Difficult. In this map, you will get the chance to fight John Cena in a 1v1 setting, but only if you manage to find him! Are you champ enough to take him on, or are you just a no-good CHUMP?

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DISCLAIMER: This map is painfully difficult. You will never SS this map. This map is purely for the meme. If you did not enjoy John Cena Difficult, then don't even bother downloading this map.

DISCLAIMER #2: This map is 100% impossible to with Dustkid and Dustworth.

Recommended music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veBP091XBFc
retagged Aug 3, 2016

14 comments

voxanimus
said Aug 13, 2015
how do you even do the beginning
Jvcpro
said Aug 13, 2015
shit map
TheFallingLotus
said Aug 13, 2015
Probably not Towelie
said Aug 13, 2015
Dear god that's the most discouraging picture I've ever seen.
voxanimus
said Aug 13, 2015
can someone make a replay so i can watch how to get past the beginning
JewToTheRescue
said Aug 13, 2015
What I did was walk left 1 tile at the start (unsure if needed) then short hop --> double jump over the spike block and spike jump the other side of it (far right edge of spike block) using the bottom left lack of char hitbox into the ceiling run. Hope this helps :)
TwinkieSWF
said Aug 13, 2015
TIP #1: So if you play the map for long enough, you will eventually reach "that" part of the map. When you do, you're probably going to feel very lost, betrayed, ridiculed, and like a chump. But mostly the chump part, because that's what you are.

ANYWAYS, I'm just here to tell you that when you hit "that" section, all you have to do is do a random Tera drop somewhere and you'll be back on track.
edited Aug 13, 2015
JewToTheRescue
said Aug 13, 2015
This does not sound like good advice lol.
TwinkieSWF
said Aug 13, 2015
That's what a chump would say.
Shin Rekkoha
said Aug 13, 2015
True hell is a thing that regular humans cannot comprehend.  I live in burning, all-consuming, ceaseless rage and endless agony.  My every day is a hell, and it sometimes bothers me that regular people don't get to experience it.  Then this happens...

Twinkie makes a map that truly is hell.  He has created an unholy abomination that can give you normie's a glimpse into the nightmarish suffering that is every second I am conscious.  I applaud you Twinkie.  Poe would be so proud.  I r8 it 1/5, because that's the only thing I know for real anymore.
Blue
said Aug 13, 2015
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=499535740

Never again, I took a few rounds with John Cena but I am forever scarred.
TheFallingLotus
said Aug 14, 2015
You are forever a man and nobody can tell you otherwise after the incredible feat displayed today.
yxcv
said Aug 14, 2015
EZ

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