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"Probably my best map ever"

      Greetings and salutations dustfrens, I am here with a real treat for you all tonight.  See, usually I make maps however I want, only holding them to my own high standard.  For a change, I decided to remake another stock level but keep the standard the same as the original map.  Combat Tutorial is widely regarded by noobs, pros, casuals, speedrunners, average joes, your mother, and even my dog, as a bad map.  It might actually be the worst stock map in Dustforce DX.  So naturally, I decided to base a map on it.

      Making this map was a challenge, perhaps not for the reasons you might think.  I intentionally kept a bunch of dumb shit in the map, and willingly made it worse than I normally would, just to keep that Combat Tutorial feel.  The text is written in an obviously satirical style.  I think you'll find that this map has the right balance of hate and heart, of spite and humor, of soul and soul-crushing.  I have raised the bar, I have unleashed the beast, and I have awoken the Kraken.  If you put your mind to it, you can make anything.  Never let anyone tell you it can't be done.  IT CAN!  You have the power.  I have the power.  Together, we can summon Captain Planet.


I really think you should play the map with this music
Recommended Music:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlGx6EGqRs
edited Apr 29

13 comments

invert
said May 17, 2015
ow my brain cells
Jvcpro
said May 18, 2015
While I agree that combat tutorial is a pretty shitty map, this might be pretty offensive to devs :/

Maybe rework it with a little less harshness (and that's coming from me..)
Shin Rekkoha
said May 18, 2015
I appreciate the feedback.  After work today I will edit the description to be nicer and make the joke nature more obvious and light-hearted, but I don't think I'm going to reupload the map.

Also, how exactly is me calling a stock map shitty harsher than anyone else calling an Atlas map shitty.  That happens a lot.
edited May 18, 2015
Morelia
said May 18, 2015
why does ay tatoriel have more spikes than night temple though
voxanimus
said May 18, 2015
have memes gone too far?
yes. yes they have.
VirgateSpy
said May 18, 2015
That didn't rhyme.
Shin Rekkoha
said May 18, 2015
+1
irhunter
said May 18, 2015
"Aight bruh, deez are da prizmz" 10/10 map <3
Shin Rekkoha
said May 18, 2015
Thanks bro.  It's always difficult for me to tell what someone else will find funny.  Humor is very subjective, and I tried my best to type like a "stupid memelord internet bro".
Hunfinho
said May 18, 2015
best tatorial eva
Shin Rekkoha
said May 18, 2015
I hope it taught you well.
Blue
said May 19, 2015
I think I like combat tutorial more than this map though. I chuckled at the last text box though.
Shin Rekkoha
said May 19, 2015
Unlike Blue, I don't chuckle.
I'd rather flex my muscles.

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