Lethal Lava Lab

by Shin Rekkoha
created Jul 26, 2014
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Here aboard the B.A.S.S. (Big Ass Space Station), we conduct all manner of financially and technologically unfeasible scientific experiments.  Our power draw is too high for the meager load that our solar arrays can support, leading to lots of waiting and not-doing-of-science.  I need to do science.  I hate waiting.

   Nick suggested geothermal power for its efficiency and cheapness.  I pointed out that geothermal power doesn't really work miles above the surface of Earth, idiot.  So Steve from I.T. created the Fire Crystals, as an autonomous source of endless lava.  Unfortunately he also gave them sentinence and an all-consuming hatred for all living things.  DAMNIT STEVE!  This is the third time!

   The lab is overrun by the Fire Crystals and is melting from the inside out.  After the station's hull is compromised, its orbit will decay until it crash lands on Earth.  Once that happens, the amount of Oxygen in the atmosphere will easily let them destroy the entire planet.  In order to save the station and prevent the apocalypse we'd need to destroy all the Fire Crystals, as well as their source colony: The Molten Heart.  But to do that we'd need some kind of weapon immune to intense heat and fire... like a wooden broom or something.

APPROPRIATE MUSIC:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQCZIb0fbt8
retagged Dec 18, 2015

13 comments

Antinumeric
said Jul 26, 2014
The any% on this is really really fun.
Morelia
said Jul 26, 2014
I get why you used this kind of dust, but it's really hard to see on the lab tiles. 4/5!
IMMaxPower
said Jul 26, 2014
fast map, really like it :)
lawatson
said Jul 26, 2014
dude this is nice dude
Shin Rekkoha
said Jul 26, 2014
#DudeNiceConfirmed
voxanimus
said Jul 26, 2014
aesthetic is cool and its nice and flowy i like berry much good job man
lawatson
said Jul 26, 2014
itay is god
Shin Rekkoha
said Jul 26, 2014
Steve from I.T. however, is not!
lawatson
said Jul 26, 2014
praise itay
voxanimus
said Jul 27, 2014
why is itay randomly downheavying after jumping off the slopes? is it to allow himself to downdash faster?
Furkiepurkie
said Jul 27, 2014
It's because he can.
VirgateSpy
said Jul 30, 2014
sw4g
VirgateSpy
said Jul 30, 2014
Very fun.

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