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Chapter 10 — The Age of Steam and Slishscaped Dreams
The air in the salon was heavy with thought and the faint, sugary perfume of coconut. Donkey Kong had taken up residence near the galley, his enormous hands working the cream into pies with monk-like patience. Each pie was a promise—golden crusts that gleamed like artifacts dredged from Atlantis.
Slish leaned in the doorway, eyes half-lidded, the glow of the electric lamps tracing his cheekbones. “You know,” he murmured, “men once believed steam was the summit of power. They built iron gods and prayed to the hiss of pistons. But steam burns the hands that feed it. Electricity... caresses.”
“Ah,” said Settled Swampletics, rubbing the back of his neck, “but steam powered industry, industry made wealth, and wealth bought me a pickaxe I still can’t afford to repair.”
Consciovs nodded gravely. “Indeed, Master Swampletics. The Industrial Revolution marked the marriage of man and machine.”
Slish smiled, slow as dawn. “Marriage? I prefer affairs. Brief, dangerous, and lit by the hum of invention.”
I, still half dazed from our earlier encounter with Xiamul, studied him. “You speak as though the machine loves you back, Slish.”
He met my eyes. “She does. Her name is Slishscaped.”
Settled Swampletics groaned. “Not this again.”
“Oh, yes,” Slish continued, producing a small bronze cylinder from his coat. “My newest creation. Inspired by the churning engines of Birmingham, yet tender as a lover’s whisper. The first device meant to tame the wilderness of man.”
“Is that a razor?” Consciovs asked.
“A revolution,” Slish said, voice dropping to a whisper. “Steam cleansed the cities, but Slishscaped cleanses the soul.” He turned the cylinder; it gleamed, polished by the reflection of the Nautilus’s strange lights. “It hums with precision—no tugging, no tears. Pure, electric intimacy.”
Settled Swampletics crossed his arms. “If it doesn’t give Crafting XP, I’m not buying it.”
Donkey Kong snorted softly, sliding a tray of coconut cream pies onto the table. “Industry, intimacy, same banana,” he said. “But pie—pie is eternal.”
We laughed, though uneasily. Something about Slish’s tone had the charge of prophecy.
He went on: “You mock me now, but history will remember. When the next age dawns—an age of smoothness, polish, and precision—they will say, ‘Here was the man who turned friction into grace.’”
Consciovs adjusted his collar. “And yet, master, all our revolutions—industrial, social, personal—lead us back to the same place.”
“The Grand Exchange?” muttered Settled Swampletics.
“Runecrafting,” I said softly. “Always back to Runecrafting.”
A silence fell. Each of us stared into the electric glow, hearing in it the hum of a rune altar—the promise of progress, the curse of endless grind.
Slish broke the hush with a sigh. “Perhaps progress and grind are one and the same. You build, polish, shape, repeat. You think you’re becoming free, but you’re just tracing circles around your own reflection.”
Donkey Kong slid a pie across the table toward him. “Reflection needs cream,” he said simply.
Slish accepted the offering, his fingers brushing the simian’s in a way that might have been accidental—or deliberate. “And sweetness needs salt,” he murmured. “Remember that, my friend.”
From somewhere deep in the vessel, machinery stirred—a reminder that Xiamul was still at the helm, steering us through the black.
“Come,” said Slish suddenly, his voice bright again. “Let’s share the pies. Let’s honor the inventors and the grinders alike. Steam, electricity, and coconut cream—the true trinity of progress.”
And for a moment, as the Nautilus drifted through the dark, we forgot the depths that pressed around us. We ate, we laughed, and dreamed of altars and engines, of the world above where air was free—and of the next Runecrafting level we might never reach.
Author’s Note
To those who have journeyed this far beneath the waves with me—through the steel corridors of the Nautilus, the electric whispers of Slish’s inventions, and the haunting scent of Donkey Kong’s endless coconut cream pies—thank you. What began as a strange experiment in parody and romance has become something richer: a testament to the power of curiosity, absurdity, and shared laughter.
Special thanks to HolyKau, whose support and enthusiasm helped keep this strange vessel afloat. Your encouragement fueled many late nights spent crafting dialogue, polishing every mysterious glance from Slish, and ensuring the electric hum of Runecrafting lore found its rhythm in the depths.
If you found something to love here—whether it was a moment of sincerity, a line that made you smile, or simply the image of Donkey Kong solemnly baking pies in a submarine kitchen—then this adventure has done its work.
The ocean is vast, the grind eternal, and the journey—like Slish himself—always tinged with romance and mystery.
With gratitude and a wink,
—uBlockOrigin
The air in the salon was heavy with thought and the faint, sugary perfume of coconut. Donkey Kong had taken up residence near the galley, his enormous hands working the cream into pies with monk-like patience. Each pie was a promise—golden crusts that gleamed like artifacts dredged from Atlantis.
Slish leaned in the doorway, eyes half-lidded, the glow of the electric lamps tracing his cheekbones. “You know,” he murmured, “men once believed steam was the summit of power. They built iron gods and prayed to the hiss of pistons. But steam burns the hands that feed it. Electricity... caresses.”
“Ah,” said Settled Swampletics, rubbing the back of his neck, “but steam powered industry, industry made wealth, and wealth bought me a pickaxe I still can’t afford to repair.”
Consciovs nodded gravely. “Indeed, Master Swampletics. The Industrial Revolution marked the marriage of man and machine.”
Slish smiled, slow as dawn. “Marriage? I prefer affairs. Brief, dangerous, and lit by the hum of invention.”
I, still half dazed from our earlier encounter with Xiamul, studied him. “You speak as though the machine loves you back, Slish.”
He met my eyes. “She does. Her name is Slishscaped.”
Settled Swampletics groaned. “Not this again.”
“Oh, yes,” Slish continued, producing a small bronze cylinder from his coat. “My newest creation. Inspired by the churning engines of Birmingham, yet tender as a lover’s whisper. The first device meant to tame the wilderness of man.”
“Is that a razor?” Consciovs asked.
“A revolution,” Slish said, voice dropping to a whisper. “Steam cleansed the cities, but Slishscaped cleanses the soul.” He turned the cylinder; it gleamed, polished by the reflection of the Nautilus’s strange lights. “It hums with precision—no tugging, no tears. Pure, electric intimacy.”
Settled Swampletics crossed his arms. “If it doesn’t give Crafting XP, I’m not buying it.”
Donkey Kong snorted softly, sliding a tray of coconut cream pies onto the table. “Industry, intimacy, same banana,” he said. “But pie—pie is eternal.”
We laughed, though uneasily. Something about Slish’s tone had the charge of prophecy.
He went on: “You mock me now, but history will remember. When the next age dawns—an age of smoothness, polish, and precision—they will say, ‘Here was the man who turned friction into grace.’”
Consciovs adjusted his collar. “And yet, master, all our revolutions—industrial, social, personal—lead us back to the same place.”
“The Grand Exchange?” muttered Settled Swampletics.
“Runecrafting,” I said softly. “Always back to Runecrafting.”
A silence fell. Each of us stared into the electric glow, hearing in it the hum of a rune altar—the promise of progress, the curse of endless grind.
Slish broke the hush with a sigh. “Perhaps progress and grind are one and the same. You build, polish, shape, repeat. You think you’re becoming free, but you’re just tracing circles around your own reflection.”
Donkey Kong slid a pie across the table toward him. “Reflection needs cream,” he said simply.
Slish accepted the offering, his fingers brushing the simian’s in a way that might have been accidental—or deliberate. “And sweetness needs salt,” he murmured. “Remember that, my friend.”
From somewhere deep in the vessel, machinery stirred—a reminder that Xiamul was still at the helm, steering us through the black.
“Come,” said Slish suddenly, his voice bright again. “Let’s share the pies. Let’s honor the inventors and the grinders alike. Steam, electricity, and coconut cream—the true trinity of progress.”
And for a moment, as the Nautilus drifted through the dark, we forgot the depths that pressed around us. We ate, we laughed, and dreamed of altars and engines, of the world above where air was free—and of the next Runecrafting level we might never reach.
Author’s Note
To those who have journeyed this far beneath the waves with me—through the steel corridors of the Nautilus, the electric whispers of Slish’s inventions, and the haunting scent of Donkey Kong’s endless coconut cream pies—thank you. What began as a strange experiment in parody and romance has become something richer: a testament to the power of curiosity, absurdity, and shared laughter.
Special thanks to HolyKau, whose support and enthusiasm helped keep this strange vessel afloat. Your encouragement fueled many late nights spent crafting dialogue, polishing every mysterious glance from Slish, and ensuring the electric hum of Runecrafting lore found its rhythm in the depths.
If you found something to love here—whether it was a moment of sincerity, a line that made you smile, or simply the image of Donkey Kong solemnly baking pies in a submarine kitchen—then this adventure has done its work.
The ocean is vast, the grind eternal, and the journey—like Slish himself—always tinged with romance and mystery.
With gratitude and a wink,
—uBlockOrigin
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